SATAN COMMANDS YOU YOU TO FIND A ROOSEBELT PLZ ACCOUNT BEFORE I TEAR OFF YOUR SKULL FOR WASTING MY TIME HERE!!!
CURSES!!! It's more cuter than me! (dies in flames)
Teddy Roosebelt (c) VALVE
Edit: Didn't take much effort to make really, But my Fiancee found it way too adorable to be left alone so here you go in all its unscrapped glory.